Monthly Archives: September 2010

Song Review: Nonsene Ballad For Sick Child In Various Keys

DadisthenewMom Reviews: A Nonsense Ballad For Sick Child In Various Keys Go to sleep, go to sleep, Please stop coughing for a second, Oh my little little bun, Crying is making it worse, How about some TV? Oh, I know, … Continue reading

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The Kidneys Are Alright

“Whose tooth is this?” I wondered while dressing for a dinner party. It was sitting in the dish of earrings and loose buttons I was fishing through looking for a safety pin. While shaving and dressing, my tongue made a … Continue reading

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Tube Be or Not Tube Be, That is the Question

I’m currently that very special kind of tired known only by interrogated prisoners of war and parents returning home from a child’s second birthday party.  The noise level at one of these gatherings is akin to that of a boxcar … Continue reading

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Does a Bear Shit in the Woods?

It does if it’s The Child. Let’s back up and start from the beginning. The subject of hyenas came up at a party a few years ago and a spirited discussion blossomed between my friends. We were all agreed on … Continue reading

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What the Well-Dressed Dad is Smearing

I used to wear socks of mismatched length, long on the right and short on the left. But that was back when I wore socks at all. At this point you are no doubt wondering as to whether I was … Continue reading

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Are You There Blog? It’s Me, Margaret.

I’ve written no post for many a week. I’m a busy man to be sure, but a month ago I could find time to cram some writing into the internet while rebuilding our roof, repairing our transmission, entertaining heads of … Continue reading

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